Give His Ass A Hickey!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 3 May 2010

My Uncle Beano was so crooked that he was the only man that I have ever seen who could give his own ass a hickey, even at the circus. I used to ask him, "Uncle Beano, what's all that gurgling smacking noises I hear in your bedroom at night when you visit?"

-Frank Flapper

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