My grandfather "Big Frank", a nickname given him by my grandmother, always knew how to run a household budget. I remember him rocking on the front porch and reading the mail, and every once in awhile he'd open a bill that stated, "Sir, this is your LAST warning" and he'd yell out "Hot Dog! I'm sick of hearing about it." Then he'd drop it through a crack in the porch floor.
-Toby Tendertits
