Paddy and Mick worked together in Leeds, were both laid off.
So they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered Panty Stitcher I sew elastic onto ladies panties and thongs.
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher on his computer and said thats an unskilled job you can have £80 a week.
Mick went in and when asked his occupation said Diesel Fitter. Since Diesel Fitter was a skilled job he would be paid £160 a week.
When Paddy found out how much Mick was getting he went back to find out why.
The clerk said A Panty Sitcher is an unskilled job and a Diesel Fitter is a skilled job.
What skill yelled Paddy I sew da elastic on da panties and thongs and Mick puts them over his head and says
Yep diesel fitter.