The Difference

Submitted by norma snockers

Monday, 19 April 2010

The other day, I was accosted by a hooker. She asked, "How 'bout some relaxing oral sex, honey? Only $50."

"No way!" I responded. "I'm married!!!"

"So??? What difference does that make?" asked the hooker.

So I told her, "The difference is.... My wife will do it for only $35."

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