Maria had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Maria agreed to give it a try, but said she didn't know anyone.
The next day her daughter called back. "Mom! I have someone for you to meet!" she said.
Maria agreed to meet him and it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for only six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend at Surfers Paradise.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood wearing only a pair of black, lacy underwear. He was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black underwear?"
She replied, "My breasts you may touch, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew it wasn't going to happen that night.
The following night was the same. She wore only the black underwear.
So he had an idea. He came out wearing only a black rubber.
She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black rubber?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences!"