On a recent vacation to Washington,D.C., a tourist got out of their car in front of the congressional building. He saw a man standing nearby, and asked, "I'm going to only be in here for a few minutes, would you watch my car while I run this envelope in to the office?"
"What, the man fumed, "do you realize that I am a Senator from Indiana?"
"Well, no, but that's alright, I'll trust you anyway."
