Political Joke

Submitted by Spicewood

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and
Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following problem:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?

* Is he simply the victim of a vast right-wing conspiracy?

* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

* Could we run away?

* What does my wife think?

* What about the kids?

* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?

* What does the law say about this situation?

* Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me?

* Should I call 9-1-1?

* Why is this street so deserted?

* We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior.

* This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

* BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

* BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

* Click. (sounds of reloading).

* BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

* Click.

* Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"


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