The Religious Type

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 8 April 2010

As it happened, their wedding night fell during a religious holiday, and, devout Episcopalian that he was, Mr. Rogers simply couldn't make love to his virginal bride.

"I'm sorry," he said as they snuggled in bed, "but I can't have you tonight. It's Lent."

Her brow crinkling with concern, his new bride said, "Okay... but to whom and for how long?"

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