A Kentucky farmer's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and raising kids, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up farmer was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Hell no, I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to Zeke's for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!"
