A singing squirrel goes into a bar and asks the bartender "where is the Karoke?"
Bartender: Wrong bar bub, we only do confessions.
Squirrel: Then where is the confessional?
Bartender: I'm a bartender not a priest.
Squirrel: If we're confessing I'm not a squirrel I'm a beagle.
Bartender: Well why didn't you say so in the first place. The Karoke is over there.