Old Scotsman to Wife

Submitted by Mr Dovie

Friday, 26 March 2010

An old Scotsman was at his wife's side as she was laid in bed not expected to live out the night. "Now Aggie, dinny mind what the doctor said, you're a strong lassie, but I've got to leave ye now and go to me own room. Would ye do me a wee favor, though? If ye feel yourself slipping in the night, would ye mind blowing oot the candle?"

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