Priest comes into a bar

Submitted by C. Cranium

Friday, 19 March 2010

Priest: Comes into a bar and orders a Mother Mary
Bartender: What is a Mother Mary Father?
Priest: Shot of vodka, shot of gin, shot of rum, shot of tequila
Bartender: That packs a wallop
Priest: So does Mother Mary, my son
Bartender: Who is Mother Mary Father?
Priest: My next confession
Bartender: Do you listen to confessions all day?
Priest: Not today
Bartender: What?
Priest: Yes, My confession this time
Bartender: Then who is Mother Mary
Priest: That's who I'm confessing about
Bartender: Oh

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