Thank you, come again

Submitted by Jo Dash

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

A store-keeper was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his family.

"Wife, are you here?" He asks.

"Yes, I am here" replies the wife.

"Son, are you here?"

"Yes father, I am here" replies the son.

"Daughter, are you here?"

"Yes father, I am here" replies the daughter.

"Then who is watching the god damn shop?"


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