How Blonde Was She???

Submitted by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

How Blonde Was She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde ..
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of
"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test..
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22
twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign
that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and
went home..

She Was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM
radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde....

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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