Jokes to offend everyone - part one

Submitted by Unknown

Monday, 1 March 2010

Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A. Juan on Juan

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

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