In this life I'm a woman. In the next life I want to come back as a bear.
When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You get to sleep for 6 months. I can handle that.
Before you hibernate you get to stuff yourself with food. I can handle that.
When you are a girl bear you get to give birth to babies the size of olives, whilst you are sleeping, and you wake up to cute cuddly baby bears. I can handle that.
When you are a mother bear EVERYONE knows you mean business. If they get out of line you swat them. You are even allowed to do that to your cubs. I can handle that.
If you are a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling and he expects you to be hairy and have excess body fat. I can handle that.
YUP. I AM DEFINITELY COMING BACK AS A BEAR.