Obama Care

Submitted by mancalledhorsemanure

Friday, 26 February 2010

Well I just listened to the news last night while busing tables and washing dishes at an undisclosed wine and dine when I hear some guy from Cuba blame it was the US Navy for the acts of torture at Gitmo while Cuba was such a defender of the people where I think it was Castro who took the picture of the Cuban sailor who was making love to a statue who was on leave drunk and decided to make love to a statue rather than one of the girls Castro was pimping for at the local Bordello as I think the sailor knew that Castro and those girls were anti Batista and Cuba thus bringing on it's revolution for better equality between the sexes like the same sex marriages and operations of gender that has become the latest fad ingovernment health care plans as the world meets America, and grafitti and church vandalism replace a drunken sailor humping a statue while on liberty.

I guess you call it " Statuetary Rape ?" Hold the presses : " US WATERBOARD CHAMPIONSHIPS AT GITMO, " and leave the surfing to US ?

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