No Show for Dooty !

Submitted by mancalledhorsemanure

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Today my gals kids complained that their Time - Warner Cable would be cut off if they did not pay the past balance due.So as the grandbaby was telling me to go away " I hate you," I went down and paid their cable bill.

Well as I stood in the line which reminded me of Disney Land for Pirates of the Caribean at which time I saw our fearless leader President Obama come on the screen talking about being a father. Yes that's right the same guy who won the 2008 Presidential Campaign by beating the Bush administrations RNC nomination John McCain - Sarah Palin with protests in St.Paul,MN as well as a few other Republican strongholds like the US Senate in Washington when these loyal party members to the republic quit and jumped ship with the democrats like that guy in the movie " 300 Spartans," did with those Persians just so he could have a shield and be a warrior by showing them the back door to their defenses of their country.

So as I don't know why I started hummer the tune to " Blazing saddles," and sang out loud while in line " He road a blazing saddle and wore a shinning star ! "

Well then I was going to comment on the other news article about some where there is a Bill Board with ex- president Bush's picture which read " Do you miss me yet ? " Well yes Mr. President I do miss you, and know it wasn't I who voted for BO, as I was like the old frigate man o war " Constitution," when it fought that Enlish ship " Africa," in 1812 ?

Well to close the reason I didn't show up for Dooty today is because I had the Squirts, butt I am now going to my second job washing dishes as soon as I sign off here.

Your constituent,


CAL-TEX PANHANDLE " Joe Buck - Brassos ! "

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