The Loan Shark

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 1 February 2010

There was once a very ill squid. He didn't know whether his infection was bacterial or viral, he just knew that he felt terrible. He was weakly swimming along when a British shark came by and picked him up.

The squid said, "Hey, if you want a good meal, I'm not it. I have aches and pains and I'm running a temperature. "

The shark seemed to be delighted, and asked the squid to come with him. The squid realized that he could not feel worse and obliged. They ended up in a dark cave where another British shark was circling.

The first shark dropped his find and said to the circling shark, "Here's the sick squid I owe you."

(quid = slang for £1)

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