Wise little Johnny

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 5 February 2010

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not," she said.

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.
"Well? What did he say?"

He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"


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