The Hag and the Bag

Submitted by jansal

Saturday, 16 January 2010

Two elderly ladies sharing a room in the "Last Leg" Nursing Home in Florida were constantly getting into arguments about which of them was the more attractive.

Gloria who was 89 and kept herself sharp as a tack told her room mate to "take a look in the mirror SISTA what do you see"?

Sylvia, 92 stood up and walked over to the mirror and looked at the two images facing her and said, "I see one 89 year old bag and one 92 year old hag who must be getting senile if they think either one of them are 'attractive'.

They both started to laugh wrapped their arms around each other and they were BFF until the day they died.

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