Talking Pussy

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 24 August 2008

A man bought a kitten and tried to teach it to speak. Everyday for six years he taught it the alphabet, numbers and letters.

For hours and hours he'd say to the cat, "Repeat after me... and then he would mention a word, or a sentence and was eagerly waiting for the cat to indeed repeat the spoken words. But alas... the only thing the cat did for those six years was looking back at his 'teacher,' who for some reason never seemed to get frustrated at the lack of result.

And then after six years, to the ultimate surprise, the cat said,

"Look out, the roof will come down."

Completely flabbergasted, the man stared at the cat, seconds before he was crushed by the falling roof. The cat shook his head and said,

"Now for six years he tries to make me speak; after six years I decide to speak, and then he won't listen!"


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