Wanting to make a good impression on the pastor, a woman gave him a homemade apple pie. When he got it home, he cut a piece and took a bite. It was so horrible that he immediately spit it out and threw the rest out the window.
The next Sunday, the woman was first in line to greet him and asked how he liked the pie. Thinking fast, he replied, "A pie like that doesn't last around my house very long. "