Submitted by norma snockers

Sunday, 13 December 2009

"Good morning! How may I help you say it with flowers?" the florist cheerfully asked as he answered his phone. "Well, since you put it that way, " the male caller answered, "I want you to send my secretary a cactus." "What on earth does a cactus 'say' to your secretary?" the florist queried. "It says I want her to feel a prick."

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