In Case of Emergency

Submitted by norma snockers

Sunday, 13 December 2009

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. The woman who answered the door asks, "What are you?" He replies, "I'm a fireman!" "But you're only wearing a glass jar?" says the woman. "Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!"

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