There's a new sheriff in town and his name is B.O., not B.A.R.T. ( BAY AREA RAPID TRANSIT ), " he rode a Blazing Saddle and wore a Silver Star!"
So Mr. President while your receiving a Nobel prize for sending 30 thousand more Americans to Harms Way, I just wanted to point out from your picture when you were at the desk when you decided it looked good on paper (toilet paper) that I noticed you were chewing on the eraser on your pencil.
Must be a habit you picked up from school, but anyone who could ruin a perfectly good pencil and eraser like that will probably do the same do those American Pencils and the lead they have to write with to the Taliban!
