If you had what I got...

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

A man walked into a bar and ordered three doubles, then quickly downed one right after the other. As he started the third, he ordered three more. The bartender said, "You know, man, that's not good for you."

"I know," the man replied, "particularly with what I have."

Why? What do you have?" the bartender asked.

"One dollar."

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