Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

A husband was coming out of anesthesia after an operation in hospital. His wife was sitting at his bedside, when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, the wife continued her vigil. Later the husband woke up again and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to beautiful?" asked the wife.

"The drugs are wearing off," the husband replied.

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