A ghost went out haunting one night and met a fairy fluttering through the forest. "Hello," said the ghost. "I've never met a fairy before. What's your name?"
"Nuff," said the fairy.
"That's a very odd name," said the ghost.
"No, it's not," said the fairy, offended, "I'm famous!"
"Wha'?" asked the ghost. "I've never heard of you and you're FAMOUS? "
"Yep," replied the fairy. "Haven't you heard of 'Fairy Nuff?'"
