Here's a tip: Before your county fair gets underway, make sure there's not a Hell's Angel convention near by. Or if you do, forget the "Hog Calling" contest. That is, unless you want flattened tents and a corn dog rammed up your ass!
Here's a tip: Before your county fair gets underway, make sure there's not a Hell's Angel convention near by. Or if you do, forget the "Hog Calling" contest. That is, unless you want flattened tents and a corn dog rammed up your ass!
