The Holiday Runs

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 27 November 2009

Here's a tip to help you get through those long Holiday lines. Add a BIG package of toilet paper to your cart and begin dancing around it, mumbling 'I'm gonna crap. I'm going to stand right here and crap.' They will usually let you ahead of the line.

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