A woman, who had been married and divorced twice, went on a hunting trip to South Africa. In the course of the journey into the wilds, her safari group came across some cannibals. The balance of the crew told her, "You're ok, but we must leave -- immediately!"
She inquired as to why she was ok, if the rest of them had to run for their lives. The leader of the safari responded, "Cannibals learned years ago not to eat divorced women. They are always bitter!"