Clown At The Big Top!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

So when my blind date turned up with "The Big Top", she gets right up close to my face and says, "Eyes Up!! My mouth is up here, not down there! I am NOT a set of boobs!"

So I told her, "And speaking into my mouth at this distance means you're already treating me like a clown! My mouth is NOT a place where you order hamburgers!"

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