Strong Swimmers

Submitted by Mystique

Thursday, 23 July 2009

An average sized penis is 3- 6 inches ... until the man with 6inches tells everybody he has 9.

Men with small peni have probably always had more jokes to deal with than they were interested in. Here's one that explains how come they didn't get bred out of the gene pool.

The teenagers were necking hot and heavy until his hand went under her skirt.


"Just let me get the head wet, then."


"Ok' They started to kiss again and he waiting until she was comfortable with her eyes closed and tried his move again.

This time he nudged her panties aside with his penis and had nearly 'breached the gate',when she leaped up and said, "I told you no."

She pulled her clothes back together and went to the bathroom while he zipped up in the room they'd occupied and left.

"What is that slimey stuff that comes out of a boy?" she later asked her girl friend. I wiped it off but there was a lot of it on my thigh and even my panties. We didn't really do anything but we came close."

"Girl, I hope you did more than wipe off, that was sperm. You could get pregnant," said her much wiser friend.

"I think I got all of it but I can't get pregnant. We didn't do anything," she said.

Nine months later ... she was still saying ... but we didn't do anything to her bouncing baby boy.

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