Breasts Like Two Cantaloupes

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

My new wife's beautiful breasts remind me of nice firm cantaloupes, and her butt is like a a nice round pumpkin. I'll tell you one thing, they sure can get this guy's cucumber perked up in a hurry. I'll tell you something else, I've got to get them to let me out of the produce section at work!

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