My First Wife

Submitted by norma snockers

Thursday, 29 October 2009

My first wife met me at the door once with, "Honey, I'm horny. Go get a dozen condoms."

I said, "Great! I'll be right back!" and I dashed off to the nearest chemists.

When I got back, she took the bag from my hand, said, "Thanks!" and walked out the door.


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