Hi, my name's Dean, and this is actually a true story about when I took a tour at the White House.
So I'm standing at the urinal in the White House restroom, when in walks Obama and takes the urinal next to me. I don't think he's gay, but it would have been hard for him not to have noticed my giant dick. Naturally, he's impressed, and asks how come I have such a large cock.
I explain that the secret is that each night before I fuck my bitch, I bang my cock against the bed post three times. It works great. The President thanks me, and says he'll try it.
The rest I heard from a buddy of mine in the Secret Service. Apparently that night, Obama walked into Michelle's bedroom and banged his cock against the bedpost three times.
Michelle woke up at once, and called out into the dark, "Is that you, Dean?"