8 tips for girls

Submitted by nigmuncher

Saturday, 17 October 2009

8 things girls should say to guys -

1. Im bored, lets shave my pussy.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. That fart was great! do another?
4. Of course i swallow, i love it!
5. No thats ok, you drink beer and watch porn. i'll do the washing up.
6. Just for a change, put it in my arse?
7. How about you get that girl from work to join us?
8. Marriage? no way!!

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