Order in the class!

Submitted by nigmuncher

Friday, 16 October 2009

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

Roland the class swat, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice.

"Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take that cunt ages"

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