Tricky Dicky, a used car dealer, was determined to break all sales records with his 'like new' models. A large sign in his window announced: "One Blonde Free With Every Car."
A delighted young stud plunked down his money and, in hot anticipation, drove his newly won blonde out into the country. He parked, gave her a few preliminary kisses, and whispered a suggestion in her ear. She shook her head, smiled, and said, "You got that when you bought this car."