Chat up lines

Submitted by Locket

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Two girls, one is very good looking and the other a right minger, are standing near the bar at a disco. Jack the lad goes up to the ugly one and says "You like to dance love?" The girl somewhat surprised says "Yes I do". Jack says "Well piss off then and let me talk to yer mate"

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