How did Jordan cross the road?

Submitted by Everyman

Sunday, 20 September 2009

How did Jordan cross the road?

She established an inappropriate relationship with the vulnerable lollipop lady and stopped the traffic. Having got where she wanted at the other side she finished with said lollipop lady in a rush of publicity and tears and moved on.

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