Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.