The Abou Abed Jokes - Part 1

Submitted by MarcLive

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Abou Abed decided to immagrate to the U.S, where he started a small business selling underwear and matresses. Six months later, he called his wife Em Abed and told her: "Pack your bags and come over here!"

Em Abed was surprised, and asked her husband, "What happened?"

He answered "I have sold one hundred matresses and five hundred sets of underwears and I've made $150,000," he replied.

Kate laughed: "Ha, in that case, you should pack yor bags and head back here. In the same amount of time, with no underwear and just one matresse, I've managed to make $200,000!"


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