An Old Skinny Man turns up at a lumberjacks office and says to the foreman I see your looking for lumberjacks will you give me a trial.
FOREMAN: OK see if you can cut down that giant redwood.
One minute later The Skinny Man turns up at the Foremans door.
SKINNY MAN: I have cut the tree down.
FOREMAN: Where did you learn to do that
SKINNY MAN: The Sahara Desert
FOREMAN: But there are no trees in the Sahara Desert
SKINNY MAN: I know I chopped them all down.
