The Old Skinny Man and the Lumberjack

Submitted by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 16 July 2009

An Old Skinny Man turns up at a lumberjacks office and says to the foreman I see your looking for lumberjacks will you give me a trial.

FOREMAN: OK see if you can cut down that giant redwood.
One minute later The Skinny Man turns up at the Foremans door.

SKINNY MAN: I have cut the tree down.

FOREMAN: Where did you learn to do that

SKINNY MAN: The Sahara Desert

FOREMAN: But there are no trees in the Sahara Desert

SKINNY MAN: I know I chopped them all down.

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