Three Women on a Beach.....

Submitted by birbee

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women walked past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said 'Have you ever been fucked?'
The fellow said 'No.'


She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

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