The Mummy

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 19 May 2008

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist

exclaimed.

To which the curator replied,

"Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist.

"You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that

said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath.'"

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