A kitty and a rooster held a race. They reached a stream. The cat said to the rooster, "I'm not jumping that -- you KNOW cats hate getting wet!" The rooster replied, "Don't be a chicken -- just back up and take a flying leap!"
The cat tried, and landed in the middle of the stream. The rooster smiled contentedly. "What's so bloody funny?" asked the cat.
The rooster answered, "Well, NOTHING pleases a cock more'n seeing a wet pussy!!"