Nothing more pleasing

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 22 August 2009

A kitty and a rooster held a race. They reached a stream. The cat said to the rooster, "I'm not jumping that -- you KNOW cats hate getting wet!" The rooster replied, "Don't be a chicken -- just back up and take a flying leap!"

The cat tried, and landed in the middle of the stream. The rooster smiled contentedly. "What's so bloody funny?" asked the cat.

The rooster answered, "Well, NOTHING pleases a cock more'n seeing a wet pussy!!"


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