Pepperoni please

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 22 August 2009

A flamingly gay guy flits and skips into an old fashioned New York neighbourhood butcher shop complete with a big strong hairy guy behind the counter and hisses: "Two pounds of Pepperoni, and make it sssnappy, SSSlappy."

Rolling his eyes, the butcher asks; "Youse want it sliced?."

The gay guy frowns, flounces and spits out: "What do you think my assss isss, a piggy bank?"


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