Baseball Courting, Football Marriage

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 5 July 2009

How come when you're dating it's all baseball terms like "getting to first base", "scored" and "playing the field" but after marriage it becomes football, with "running out the clock", "the old statue of liberty play"(in bed) and "face masking"?

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